Me: "So, what's the latest age I could have kids?"
Gyno: "Well, 35 to 40 is trendy now!"
Me: "Oh, thank God. I always try to be trendy concerning childbirth."

Meeting men in New York is like going thrift shopping. You think, “Is this ugly – or is this cute? I really can’t tell…”

30 Docked

When your date tells you he doesn’t like “30 Rock” because the show is written “entirely in Tina Fey’s voice”…

That’s a deal-breaker, ladies.

Gyno: "We're going to test you for STDs."
Me: "Unless I sat on the wrong subway seat when I wasn't wearing pants, you really don't need to."